Sanders Urges Supporters: Ditch Identity Politics and Instead Harass Gaming Journalists

In a barnstorming speech to a group of around 1,000 mostly young supporters Bernie Sanders called Kotaku “possibly the worst gaming website I’ve ever seen” and called developer Zoe Quinn’s interactive fiction game ‘Depression Quest’ “a steaming pile of shit” that is only enjoyed by “cucks.”

“Let me be clear.” Sanders said. “The only way to dismantle the corporate stranglehold on our government and our economy is to stand up and harass women and other marginalized groups through the Internet.” Calling political correctness “retarded as fuck” Sanders went on to rail against the Democratic party for losing the support of the white working class by “failing to make women feel unsafe on the Internet.”

“I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of Anita Sarkeesian.” Sanders continued as the crowd hissed “or as I call her ‘Literally Who #1’, but if you want a $15 minimum wage, if you want single payer healthcare, then you need to start sending her death threats through Twitter right now!”

Sanders then took questions from the crowd, assuring supporters that he was “looking into it” when asked why there was a black history month but not a white history month.