In a barnstorming speech to a group of around 1,000 mostly young supporters Bernie Sanders called Kotaku “possibly the worst […]
Guest Post: These Homeless Scum are Making it Difficult to Enjoy the City I Priced them out of
Amran Lavant is a tech worker in San Francisco and advisor to Michael Bloomberg’s Presidential campaign. I live in […]
GOP Candidates Promise to Restore Reagan’s Support for Nun Murder to the White House
In the final days before the Iowa Caucus, Republican presidential candidates are making their last pitch to convince voters that […]
Kevin McCarthy Drops out of Speaker Race After Admitting to Having Sex with a “Warm Apple Pie”
California Congressman Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) abruptly ended his bid to be the next Speaker of the House on Thursday amid […]
I Got Run over by a Car
You scream when you’re being run over by a car. You don’t make any conscious choice to scream, your body […]
If you liberals want war I’ll bring it to you
Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas! Santa here. Now I know some of the squeamish among you might rather I change it to “ho, […]
Mysterious G Train Spotted
Around 9:20 PM at the Lorimer Avenue station in Williamsburg passengers reported seeing a strange train labeled with a green […]
In Inspiring Comeback Randy Johnson Throws One Hitter in Little League World Series
Many people wrote off the 50 year old Randy Johnson as being done. Old. Washed up. Finished. Unable to keep […]
Lebron Guns Down 3 On Way to Lane, No Foul Called
In the 3rd quarter of the Miami Heat’s Tuesday night game against the Milwaukee Bucks Lebron James produced a 9mm […]
Paul McCartney Goes On Another Holocaust Denial Rant During Concert
In what is starting to become a disturbing trend a Paul McCartney concert in Lisbon has been overshadowed by reports […]